KYRA DAVIS: It's Just So Silly

While at Starbucks I noticed a woman who was wearing an outfit that didn't so much shout as scream "I'm the stereotypical, Martha Stewart loving, suburban mom!" I immediately knew she had just left an audition. A few minutes later she came over to talk to the guy at the table next to me (who she apparently knew) and sure enough she had just finished reading for a mom role in a Disney TV show. The thing that surprised me was that the kids she was supposed to play "mom" to were in their teens and there's no way this woman was much older than 32.

"I went straight from hot girl in car to mom of fifteen year olds," she laughed (but not too merrily). "I never even got to be mom of toddler. I skipped that stage."

That's the weird thing about Hollywood. Here mid-thirties is middle aged. There are a few actresses who manage to hold onto their sex-symbol status after thirty: Angelina Jollie, Halle Berry, Eva Longoria...Angelina Jollie. It isn't a very long list. But it SHOULD be a long list. I can't tell you how many gorgeous, totally fit, thirty and forty-something women live in this city! I can pretty much guarantee you that the woman dressed like the cookie-cooking-housewife would still be considered hot by any guy lucky enough to put her in his car. This idea that moms of teenagers need to look like they're 30 is the whole reason why everyone around here is running out and getting their face filled with age-defying snake venom.

But personally I would prefer to keep all needles away from my face. But maybe, when the wrinkles come, I'll go another route. For instance I could start telling people I'm four years older than I am. That way I'll spend my life hearing people say, "Wow! You look so young!"

Hey, it's better than snake venom.

Kyra Davis
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2 comments :

AnonymousTuesday, March 10, 2009 at 3:59:00 PM PDT
Haha. I wonder, what would happen to Starbucks if you stopped going there?

I often feel cheated @ Starbucks, so I'll only go if I absolutely must. (A small latte at Peet's has two shots of espresso, whereas a tall latte at Starbucks has only one.)
-Monica
kyradavisTuesday, March 10, 2009 at 10:48:00 PM PDT
I'm sure Starbucks thanks their lucky stars for me every day! I usually get a Tall Soy Misto with only two inches of soy (that's the thing about Starbucks you can get EXACTLY what you want). Anyway, since it is only a few inches of soy (and they like me) they only charge me for a regular coffee ($1.60). I figure that's a pretty good daily rent for an office I spend 3-4 hours a day writing in ; )